Dear Patients,
Hello. My name is John Realdoctor. I am a doctor of things specializing in the way people get pregnant. In case you hadn't heard, there is more than one way to get pregnant. Let's say, hypothetically speaking, that you're wife tells you she is pregnant even though you have not had intercourse with her for several months. You should not assume she is pregnant. She could have gotten pregnant, oh I don't know, maybe if some pregnant people sneezed on her at Wal-Mart. It's new doctor science that I just discovered so you probably won't find any other information about it. The government is trying to keep me from giving this information to you by sending spies to kill me. I will never post here again. I just wanted ot let you know that you CAN get pregnant by being sneezed on by pregnant women.
Sincerely,
John Realdoctor, M.D.
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3 comments:
Well this sounds completely logical. Nobody should question this at all. Thank you, John Realdoctor.
Mrs. Von Culbertson
Thank goodness I found this site. I thought I was just getting fat because I sit in front of a computer all day, but now I know I must be pregnant because once in Walmart a pregnant woman sneezed on me.
Now I'll need to eat some more to make sure the baby stays healthy.
I am of course assuming that the new doctor science includes men having babies.
omg lolllz
with respect, Dr Realdoctor, may we request that you post again?
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